Socks for your nose.

That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

Moon Tan Lotion

Bottomless pockets

Fashion.

A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

water absorbant clothing.

Websites to fix broken computers

braille road signs

Think you can beat my team? Bring it!

turn signal on a monorail

Government

A time machine (it's actually a toothpick)

paper mache boat

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a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

money

Google Plus

SNOITNEVNI SSELTNIOP: Special mirrored edition. Moral: But will it blend?

Urine flavored breath mints

Barack Obama

A Glass Brick

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!