water absorbant clothing.

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Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

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Battery operated Battery Changer, Batteries not included.

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a flashlight that only works on day

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Smiley face stickers

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This website...

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Anti-sleeping bench.

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A silencer for an rocket launcher.

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Purple Onions

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Guide dogs for the colour blind.

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Penis Shirking Cream

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A wheelchair with pedals

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Man Nipples

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Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

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low fat anti-anoerxia pills

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Vegan Burgers

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easy remove anchor

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A machine that instantly turns icecubes into drinkable water.

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fat people

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A black-colored light bulb.

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xray vision that only works on mens clothes over 90.... and work at an old peoples home...

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Quaker extremist

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Diet soda

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Pointless Inventions

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