Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

A ball

Robocop remake. Moral: Watch the original and understand.

Highway traffic-lights

Stick shift with braille.

Reality Television

selena gomez

the Spork.

Anything on Disney channel

Magic bra for men.

Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black

Microwavable Ice tray

Ice cream that EVAPORATES befor you even lick it

Rechargable Charger

A solar-powered submarine

Chocolate milk without chocolate

Rebecca Black

A women that does not make sandwiches

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

Air Conditioning for Motor Cycles

Diet soda

Steam powered dehumidifier

glow in the dark water

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!