Steam-powered kettle

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

God...

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Pointless Inventions inside the Horsehead Network

A garbage can to throw away a garbage can in.

The snuggie

Charlie Sheen

time travel face bag.

tattoos where you cant see them

Solar powered flashlight

SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

Solar powered flashlight.

a vibrating sniper rifle

The most supreme absolute modesty of the entire universe. Period. Btw, it's mine.

A left-handed washing glove

President, George Bush.

One Direction

this website

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

underwear

Redbox. It killed Blockbuster.

invisible hair die

Kamikaze pilots helmet

Pointless Inventions

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