- Pointless Inventions

Cardboard Bullets

Mute alarm clock

Floor cleaner made of dirt

Straight mans guide on how to make love to other straight men.

Time Recycler

A condom that breaks when you have an [Fill in blank]

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

God

An invisible cellphone

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Allergenic pills

Vacuum sealed dust-mask.

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

solar powered night light

ScrollLock key

A chair with no back, so you can lay down while you're sitting up.

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

rubber staples

Convertible Submarine

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Screen door on a submarine.

A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!