High-altitude underground aircraft.

Anchor camera.

car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

A brand new kind of contest, find Justin Bieber among our crowd and win a million dollars and a brand new car! Moral: Nobody wants to find Justin Bieber.

Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

Glass-less glasses

Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

a fork made out of rubber

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

Flammable Fire Extinguisher

-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

Tigerbalm lube

The dislike button on a Smosh video

manual dishwasher

Airplane airbags

Cigarettes

chuck norris pencil holder.

A machine that builds little useless machines.

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

Rebecca Black

A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

Shorts called pants.

A Lock on every 24/7(24 hours in 7 days weekly) stores

A soil / gravel detector

Pointless Inventions

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