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A back pocket in your undies.

A mouse without left click.

A machine that tells everyone what your are thinking

See Through Shower Curtains.

A rape whistle

pointles machine that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines thats pointless

Non-seethrough womens clothes

A wind powered air conditioner ( Why would want to use an air conditioner if their in wind? )

music in sign language

that one part of you back you can't scratch.

Maths!

grafiti proof paper

Solar powered flashlight

A book on how to read.

Rubber sockets.

This website

Rebecca Black.

life

pixle *for censoring porn*

Unsweetened Sugar

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fat is the new dog

a ashtray for a motorbike

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!