Barack Obama

A condom

I am disapoint

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Motorbike ashtray

bulletproof socks

Terrycloth sledgehammer

Electric Ladle

Ununoctium

Women's rights.

A waterproof sponge

License plate cozy

christian rock

Bill Gates

Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

mesh condoms

waterproof sponge

Habanero suppositories

a cell phone for a deaf

a battry that runs on batterys

bulletproof clay pigeons

Powdered water

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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