WHATER PRUFF SHAME 'WOW' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

self-propelled push lawn mowers

A door in kitchen, so a woman can walk out whenever she wants...

Disolvable condoms.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

A condom

Lye Eyedrops.

Greater levels of suffering.

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motorcycle ashtray

An underwater cigarette lighter

Gravity-defying paperweight

Religions.

Zune....

A machine that when turned on it turns itself off

Crocs-branded Condoms

Myspace.

You.

a hood of a sweat shirt

A Super Video Game that just have 1 Game (sorry For The Engrish)

Fire-proof matches.

braille on drive thru bank machines

Black Chalk

training wheels in submarines

Pointless Inventions

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