darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

non stick stickytape,it will never catch on!

air-conditioned motorcycle

Sand Paper Tissue

different types of screwdriver --- + Different types of lightbulb fittings. different sizers and shapes of charger cigs minidisks the SPORTS font

Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

tasteless flavoured water water flavoured water

Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

Rebecca Black.

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Non-explosive Dynamite

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

Rebecca Black

Hilary Clinton

Glow in the dark sundials

Death insurance

9gag

White ink

Sugar free sugar

Nickelback

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