A remote-control pineapple

Waterproof water

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Get well soon and valentine's day audio greeting cards featuring obscure Scandinavian black metal bands

Humans

Ghos pepper flavored eyedrops

Black Light Bulb

A one piece jigsaw puzzle.

Paris Hilton with clothes on

Cold Hot tub

Feminism

Flammable Extinguisher

Religion.

origami safes

Justin Bieber

seatless toilet

gay people

8 track tapes

GOD

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AJ's Wiener

Justin Bieber

a downloadable exe file to download the actual file you wanted to download.

screendoor on the spaceshuttle

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!