Humans

Ghos pepper flavored eyedrops

Black Light Bulb

A one piece jigsaw puzzle.

Paris Hilton with clothes on

Cold Hot tub

Feminism

Flammable Extinguisher

Religion.

origami safes

Justin Bieber

seatless toilet

gay people

8 track tapes

GOD

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

AJ's Wiener

Justin Bieber

a downloadable exe file to download the actual file you wanted to download.

screendoor on the spaceshuttle

a girlfriend.

You

reCAPTCHA

A lock on a 24/7 store

Pointless Inventions

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