men.

See-through bodybags.

Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

Water-proof fire

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

A dildo/fleshlight.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Strict parents

Canada

Diet soda

paradoxes

cicero(skyrim)

Justin Beiber AND Selena Gomez.

fire proof candles

Leet

toys with batteries not included

computer without a screen

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Sand Paper Tissue

a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Censored Porm

Wireless parachutes

a book about color for the color blind

Pointless Inventions

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