A restaurant that doesn't serve food. You order, pay, then leave.

lead kite

See-through, endothermic showercurtains.

A basketball filled with lead.

Solar powered flashlight

glasses-less mode on youtube 3D

brakes for airplanes

gay marriage

A pedal powered wheel chair

Toe nail sharpener

WHAT? I AM GETTING GREEN THUMBS? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! Moral: Oh sorry, I keep mistaking these horsehead network for "the pointless comment section"

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

MP3 Players for deaf people.

parent's in Disney Films

Jon Wilkins

bacterial soap

A machine that makes pointless invention jokes

Jihad

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Air guitar hero

An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

Snuggie

a house with no doors

rifle that shoots lint

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!