salt for slugs!

Cat beds.

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

Wired cellphone

Left handed Baseball bats

Perpetuum Mobile...

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Solar powered flashlight?

a hands-free mouse

Undergorund airplane

a condom with valve.

Grilled ice cream

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

AJ's Wiener

Solar powered flashlight

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Lightweight paperweights.

Sperm favored condoms

HOUSE OF COMMONS

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!