A pen that can only write on underwear.

A peace sign that ment war

Apathy.

a sphere (get it)

Rap music for white people.

orkut

roll on eye drops

grafiti proof paper

scented toilet paper

the "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" thing

paperless printer

a missile that explodes .5 seconds after being deployed

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

A glow-in-the-dark camouflage outfit.

From this day on, I promise to stop signing my texts with. Moral: Lies! THE MORAL IS A LIE! (Ps: I WILL SIGN THEM HARDER THAN EVER!)

Solar Powered Flashlight

A remote control clicker that only has the select button.

Miley Cyrus... Whore.

chemical free water

Flavored Tampons

A Black President

A battery charger that requires batteries.

Canned bread.

horsehead network

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!