We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

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Glow in the dark light bulb

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paper unbrella

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Silent Alarm Clock

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learning other languages because the foreigners should learn English if they want to live in the United States Of America

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A battery-powered electric generator.

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helicopter ejector seat

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Weman

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Water Flavored Juice

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caffein free coffee

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We could not process your order. The sale of MP3 Downloads is currently only available to US customers. ok, torrent time! you're loosing more this way.

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http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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a portable toilet that comes with free toilet paper and free toilet cleaner, plus an unwanted child

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Braille For iPhone

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SILLY PUTTY!!!

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Disolving condoms.

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Glow in the dark sunglasses

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A backpack that could only hold one thing

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CAPTCHA's

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Joshua

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invisible clothes

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A chocolate teapot

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Chili flavored condoms

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Black &White Color blindness test

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!