shoeless paystore

Solitaire Online

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

invisable paint

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

Glow in the dark solar panel

Airplane airbags

Bacon flavored underwear(for hunting)

keyless keyboard

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

A wooden axe

The phone un-charger

What do you call a wolf that hasn't eaten? A hungry wolf.

American Idol on DVD

Day-Vision Goggles.

ejection seat for an ejection seat

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

Flame-retardant coal.

seedless seeds

A magnetic stimulation hat that gives you searing headaches and makes you retarded.

Non-Toxic Poison

A braille drivers manual.

Flame retardant cigarettes.

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