- Pointless Inventions

decaffeinated coffee

religion

transparent blindfold

Flashlight with powered by Solar..

Jalapeño flavored milk

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

the pope

cars for women

A hover craft that flys underground

winter

A one sided stick

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

A toothbrush with a normal head at one end and a handy, built-in toothpaste dispenser on the other. 2-in-1: a marketing dream...

Indulgence.

GOD

Bowl with holes oh wait strainer nvm

A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

Justin Beiber penis

toys with batteries not included

easy remove anchor

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!