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  • i hate to spoil the fun here: it exist alright... first the blades from the propellor are unlocked and they go sideways, shortly after that the pilot is ejected in a normal way. sad but true.

  • The ejection seat does exist for helicopters. And how is this sad? Let's see how you feel when a guided missile is flying towards you at 700 miles per hour.

  • I'm sure you'll get out chop chop.

  • I think it's attractive, because it displays a very academic-focussed attitude. Preserving the honesty of the academic system seems to be a priority, although guilelessly curse reimbursed ads for such a service seems a flaccid response. When the concern is known by your friends who were enlivened with the results of the alliance, about this address that for the thesis writing service quality.

  • Ummm, I think that kinda might be incorrect: For improved pilot survivability the Ka-50 is fitted with a NPP Zvezda (transl. Star) K-37-800 ejection seat, which is a rare feature for a helicopter.[17] Before the rocket in the ejection seat deploys, the rotor blades are blown away by explosive charges in the rotor disc and the canopy is jettisoned. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50

  • ?we are goin down! eject!? bbbbbzzzzzzzzrrrrrrr copilot: whats that shredding sound

  • Might work...you all think if ejecting UP but what about down? Here's what I.picture....you hit w switch a trap door opens and you and your seat drop down and then a parachute is released and u float sagely to the ground..... Until the chopper lands on top of you

  • "Say, if there were a chance that those blades were still rotating, " Each blade is fired of separately (at the same time) they dont fly off still attached in a "fan" shape. As for anyone below... a couple of blades are the least of their problem when an 8 ton Apache lands on their house loaded with Hellfires

  • Okay, so if the blades are released... Say, if there were a chance that those blades were still rotating, wouldnt it be possible to still be gutted in the mid air..? Or for those blades to continue rotating on the ground... Filled with people?

  • ... i found this pointless invention in my joke book from when i was little... i also found waterproof teabags -.- great originality

  • just so you know there are ejection seats on helichopters, but they go sideways

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