The dislike button on a Smosh video

washable Sharpie

Propel - Water Flavor

A remote control with a range of 1 inch.

Sugar free sugar

Black highlighter.

The Terms and Services that you have to read and agree to do anything

A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

a cordless paracute

Humans

Invent maker machine

A drowning fish.

silent alarm clock.

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

Edible Crazy Glue

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Appendix.

Stationary navigation assistant

transparent underwears

Alcohol that makes you sober.

recycled toilet paper

NO ALCOHOL BEER....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!