A peephole in a glass door.

Your face.

Slutty Dorothy Gale Costume

Fireproof Submarines.

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

A submarine with a screen door

colander soup spoon

condoms with airholes

A machine that makes glow-in-dark noses

Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

Dehydrated Water - Just add water

Pakistaian alarm clock

Fire alarm with silencer

Lady Gaga

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Alarm to remind you to go back to sleep

Terms of Service.

bureaucracy

an unsharpened pencil.

shower cap with wholes so your hair can breath!

snuggies

A Bike With No Wheels

Alcohol with only 18% alcohol in it

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!