Dehydrated water.

Insulated igloos

Charlie Sheen

an invisable house!

A basketball filled with lead.

Glow in the dark solar panel

an unsharpened pencil.

hitler

pixle *for censoring porn*

Flame Retardant Barbeque Pit

An inconvenience store.

cellphoneless sim card

Jon Wilkins

Invisible tattoos

Ear-noculars.

A refrigerated winter coat.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Instant water- Just add water

Sonic 3D... Any of them.

a book one how to read for people who can't read

condoms with airholes

A remote control with a range of 1 inch.

A waterproof cup

an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!