a door that dose not open

Alarm clocks for the deaf

cellphoneless sim card

Jon Wilkins

A refrigerated winter coat.

A submarine with a screen door

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Sugar Free water

suicide

Music for the deaf.

Barrels

A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

A flash dark for not seeing in the light.

A raincoat material towel

Religions

Curry scented deodorant

Redbox. It killed Blockbuster.

money

self igniting time bombs.

Transparent makeup.

Caterpie.

A reversible-flow vacuum cleaner. (Press a button to blow instead of suck)

The Appendix.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!