The iPad.

Snot.

Flame Retardant Barbeque Pit

The most supreme absolute modesty of the entire universe. Period. Btw, it's mine.

Solar powered night vision goggles

a heated ice skating rink

The dislike button on a Smosh video

thespacebar

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Canada.

Every Holden Motor Car

A flashlight used only on the sun

Waterproof cup.

A solar-powered submarine

Invent maker machine

The Human Centipede

Arrow to the knee jokes

Braille library

Dehydrated water.

Glow-in-the-dark Ninja Outfit

Lumpy tray.

A reversible-flow vacuum cleaner. (Press a button to blow instead of suck)

your mom

Bison`s ass

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!