today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

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ios6 maps

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Invisible tattoos

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A car that runs on human blood.

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an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

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A submarine with a screen door

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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dehydrated water.

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Instant water- Just add water

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a boomerang that doesn't come back

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Facebook Updates.

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A machine that makes glow-in-dark noses

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a house with no doors

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A soil / gravel detector

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A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

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2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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Fire alarm with silencer

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Religions.

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Convertible submarine

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Lady Gaga

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Non stick glue

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Brainfuck who the fuck actually uses that?

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religion

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!