A secretary goldfish

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The Regular Show.

Cold fire

ANYONE WHO HAS POSTED JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANY OTHER NON-POINTLESS THINGS.

This site.

Justin Beiber AND Selena Gomez.

Vevo (youtube users kno wuts up)

glow in the dark sun glasses :-)

gay marriage

The Billion-Dollar Space Pen.

Invisible tattoos

Surgical mittens.

Facebook Updates.

Akeyboardwithnospacebar.

Microwaveable ice cube tray

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Knee pads for your elbows.

a computer with no key board or touch screen or voice activation you have to wet it to turn it on sadly it will break

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

AIDS

Easy pop bubble wrap

pickled onions

50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

Pointless Inventions

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