The American Health Care System

Windows Vista

a boomerang grenade

Pepsi

Rebecca Black

A tractor beam that moves objects only a quater of inch and needs 1 week before you can use it again...

aircon giving hot air

Restart

Liberals - worse than useless.

butter knife.

Abstinence.

eject seat on a helicopter

Brick Windows

Women

Harry Potter-flavored jelly beans

a time machine that transports you to the present

day-vision goggles

TheReplyGirl.

Inflatable anchor

a door with no handle

France

purity rings

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

A spork? I dont get it! Moral: its pointy!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!