car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

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Condoms.

Tonsils. All they do is get infected.

Anti Uncle Cream

Brail on a tv remote "Do not touch this" written in brail a sign that says "the edges of this sign are sharp" non-sided sticky tape

Delicious Poison

the nintendo wii.

Clothes

Hard Water (Theres already ice)

Your mom.

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

An unsharpened pencil.

"I am over 18" button in websites

Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

Justin Beiber's balls

Unflammable Matches

The wiffle spoon

a special calculator that only multiplies by 1

bulletproof clay pigeons

Bill Gates

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!