An alarm clock for your cats

bulletproof clay pigeons

Clothes

Woman Repellent

a time machine that transports you to the present

Garlic flavored mouthwash.

TheRapist

flame retardant weed

The American Health Care System

Ice cream that EVAPORATES before you even lick it.

A fat kid with anorexia

The Hubble Space Microscope

a door with no handle

unborn baby diaper

screen door for submarine

invisible poster

glass sledgehammer

Pff... you think that is going to make a difference mr haxor? I mean come on! Who else can possibly reach to give me that many thumbs downs in so little time... Moral: Hahahahahaha! Take it easy bro! All I am doing is having fun! But... if your way of having fun is doing this... then I pity you... take care buddy, because you really need that, and I know that there cannot be many of you, since my comments are as previously mentioned given 4 minus thumbs (at least), under 30 seconds... Just, take care, and if this helps you cope with your problems, go ahead, its fine, I mean if you seek pity, you have plenty now.

A Fireproof Water

Brick Windows

oprah's personal trainer

Fireproof water

myspace

Mosquitoes.

Pointless Inventions

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