Nazis

The Quagemire show...

banana flavored bananas

Holographic things that you can touch

Diet Water

You

Apple

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

flameproof cigarettes

Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.

Women.

Abstinence.

Artificial trees which grow leaves with factor 40 sun cream on.

A tractor beam that moves objects only a quater of inch and needs 1 week before you can use it again...

Harry Potter-flavored jelly beans

electricfan with rotating body

aircon giving hot air

Silenced grenade

Restart

Fruitless seeds...

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eject seat on a helicopter

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

a square ball

Pointless Inventions

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