"A poopy flavored lollipop"

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

women's rights

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

seedless sunflower seeds

Jersey Shore

Self-inflatable earphones that cancel noise in the wrong way.

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

Women's rights

The Government.

Prius

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

laminated napkin

Any Religion ever

non-lethal rocket launcher

black people

a dog

Justin Bieber.

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Impact Activated Parachute

Mute alarm clock

solar powered night light

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!