Salt Reduced,Salt

Cold Hot tub

seeing-eye pants

What r they doing at a time like this?

Pet rocks

Breathable space suits

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Chrioprachtors

a white school bus with an sign saying "Free Candy"

Steel-plated ballet shoes

A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

Xbox 360 because PS3 is better

a slow clock

Solar powered flashlight

websites with audio but no volume control.

Rob Zombie. Anyway , check out this cool automotive site CarVideos

Microwavable Ice tray

A book written in English about how to speak english ( the one reading it can't understand English, ya know! )

This fucking website

Powdered gas

Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

Jalapeño flavored milk

Pointless Inventions

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