Black Whiteboard

Electric powered garden hose.

A ball

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New Olympic swimming event: 100m doggy-paddle

Inflatable dartboard

water proof space shuttle

Canada

A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

Nuerotypicals (Aspie forever!)

Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

Solar powered flashlight

A bladeless sword

plate holders

Spermless Penis Eg Justin Bieber , Lord Of Fake Penis'

the road-boat

A nuclear dildo.

Rechargable Charger

An eject button on a remote

Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

closed caption raido

Socks for your nose.

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

origami safes

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!