- Pointless Inventions

A mouse without left click.

What r they doing at a time like this?

a chocolate fire alarm

icecubes

Pet rocks

A locking system that locks an entire building to prevent people from escaping, but only when there's a fire.

A hover craft that flys underground

see-through blinds

Breathable space suits

People who complain they didnt get any likes on their comment when they didnt like it either.

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Non-alcoholic beer.

websites with audio but no volume control.

Microwavable Ice tray

A book written in English about how to speak english ( the one reading it can't understand English, ya know! )

A nuclear dildo.

Shorts called pants.

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Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

seeing-eye pants

Pointless Inventions

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