Ionosphere scented perfume.

Socks for your nose.

Donald Trump

Propel - Water Flavor

The alarm clock that can do different types of farts as its alarm.

A women that does not make sandwiches

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

Smoke detector with a snooze button.

New Olympic swimming event: 100m doggy-paddle

A garbage can to throw away a garbage can in.

A soundproof radio

jews

Solar powered flashlight

open-bottom bag

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Commercially available commercials.

a box shaped contraption, that upon having its switch turned to on, a robotic arm comes out of the box and turns the switch to off.

Solar Powered Lantern

President, George Bush.

educational televison

bacterial soap

a chocolate fire alarm

a braille picture book

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