A house in leons dad's bum crack that only leon can fit in

blondes

Neurotypicals (Aspie forever!)

Homosexuality

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

Air guitar hero

screendoor on the spaceshuttle

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

see-through blinds

A cloning machine that only does one body part at a time.

TV curtains

invisible hair die

an extreme roller coaster ride for the elderly.

braille road signs

Penis Shirking Cream

MP3 Players for deaf people.

bryans face

motorcycle ashtray

Rebecca Black

Book sharpener

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!