TV curtains

A cloning machine that only does one body part at a time.

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Steam-powered kettle

water flavored water

water proof space shuttle

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME! Collection of Attitude WhatsApp Status

A gas powered gas mask

braille road signs

Caffeine injected sleeping pills.

Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

this website

A solar powered alarm clock

Book sharpener

Tigerbalm lube

blondes

Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

Chloroform tissues

Evolutionism/Darwinism

President, George Bush.

educational televison

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

a fork made out of rubber

Pointless Inventions

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