Spider-Man 3

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

A soil / gravel detector

Microsoft

Robocop remake. Moral: Watch the original and understand.

time travel face bag.

An audio-book for deaf

lost fingers and hidden black men.

2D glasses.

A story written without dot's , POINT-LESS you get it?

MP3 Players for deaf people.

Powdered water. Just add water, to get water!

Ghos pepper flavored eyedrops

Jon Wilkins

A pencil with an eraser on both sides.

A cheeseburger without Cheese.

Transparent clothes

Paper made condoms.

Hair Wetter

colorless crayons.

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

Henry Brown

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

A waterproof cup

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!