condoms for masturbation

A penis with no balls

SHIT MAKER

Barrettes for bald people.

Sugary Toothpaste

Mis-Fortune Cookie

car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

A microscopic "mega scope" that makes visible things microscopic.

a machine that finds a cure for AIDS but then quickly destroys the medicine.

Space scented air

The Appendix.

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type a hyperlink on a printed sheet

A cup that can't hold anything.

Purple Onions

a helicopter with an ejector seat :D

anybody who is reading this

an ink-less Biro

left handed skrewdriver

fireproof firewood

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Reflective window

Mosquitoes.

A job for a black person.

Pointless Inventions

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