Math

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A chocolate teapot

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selena gomez

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really attractive children

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Sugar Coated Shit

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Anything you will ever come up with.

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Vagina

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Cliff hangers during the show.

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American Idol on DVD

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An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

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religion

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a helicopter with an ejector seat :D

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this website

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a lightbulb that only lights up ideas worth looking at

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You.

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President, George Bush.

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Dehydrated water...

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A locking system that locks an entire building to prevent people from escaping, but only when there's a fire.

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Habanero flavourd knives and forks

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a cubed bowling ball

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bacterial soap

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Twitter

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!