Space scented air

Floppy Drive

type a hyperlink on a printed sheet

Exploding ice cream

Powdered Water: Just add water.

glass sledgehammer

A job for a black person.

A cup that can't hold anything.

Decaf 5hour energy shots.

an ink-less Biro

DVD Rewinder

Barrettes for bald people.

The Human Centipede

a helicopter with an ejector seat :D

Purple Onions

A ball

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

a machine that finds a cure for AIDS but then quickly destroys the medicine.

car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

Caffeinated sleeping pills.

sub-marine screen doors

ugly girls

Black People

low-fat transfat

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!