miscarriages

Caterpie.

Pen ink that is only visible when no light is on it.

fruitless appletree seeds

10 hour youtube videos

Bison`s ass

A treadmill for wheelchairs

comedy central without comedy

Cup a Soup - Just add soup

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Vagina proof condoms

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

A submarine with a screen door

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

decaf coffee.

non stick stickytape,it will never catch on!

A toaster made of paper.

Ice cream that EVAPORATES before you even lick it.

A golf ball with camo paint.

Solar powered flashlight

Your face.

Vegan Burgers

eject seat on a helicopter

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!