Day-vision sunglasses.

Your dick.

Mexilover: A pill that instantly transforms you into a mexican! (Effects irreversible)

Religion

origami safes

A glass hammer

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

Indulgence.

PIPA

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An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

the most annoying song in the world................... Gangnam style

a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

A Fireproof Match

xray vision that only works on mens clothes over 90.... and work at an old peoples home...

Diet soda

A time machine that goes 1 second into the future.

Aids

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Rusty Stainless Steel

Invisable clothes

condoms with air vents

Day-Vision Goggles.

birth control for necrophiliacs

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!