All-natural arsenic-flavored food

This site.

suicide

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

a cubed bowling ball

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

A car that needs gasoline

Dignity

A rape whistle

women out of the kitchen

lights that only work in sunlight

Hair Wetter

A toaster made of paper.

a torch for blind people.

cicero(skyrim)

A peddle-powered wheelchair.

Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

1 inch walking stick

solar powered flash light

Gingers

a sluty nannie mcfee

See through wallpaper

A silencer for an rocket launcher.

School post library, internet, Google and Wikipedia.

Pointless Inventions

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