~motorcycle with airbags (unless you crash while going 200 mph)~

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a helicopter with an ejector seat :D

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S**t flavored toothpaste.

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Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

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Dick flavored condoms

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A chocolate teapot

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people

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A secretary goldfish

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The Bible

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websites with audio but no volume control.

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A machine that makes you exist eternally (by killing you then covering your corpse in wax)

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yo mama

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A M249 that the army uses that only shoots Nerf darts

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reusable toilet paper

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Stairs

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Your mom.

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Pepper-Free Hot Sauce

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Chocolate teapots.

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A remote control with a range of 1 inch.

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A picture frame framing a picture frame.

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flame-resistant firewood

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Solar powerd flashlights

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Skin proof lotion

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Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!