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fire proof candles

Ball point pen the uses graphite instead of ink.

Artwork that goes for thousands of dollars when a two year old can make something that looks just the same

a sphere (get it)

A waterproof cup

Flammable Fire Extinguisher

Birth control methods and techniques for mules

womans rights

A shovel with a giant hole in the middle.

Myspace

Dull pencils. OLOLOLOLO GET IT?

A checker board with only one black square and one white.

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

porn stars with nut allergies

A device that turns wine into water

A device that surfs the web in the palm of your hand, but only when it hooks up to your computer

No Freeware works as advertised.

A food proof cutlery set

Cold Saunas

Spife. Spoon + Knife

Get well soon and valentine's day audio greeting cards featuring obscure Scandinavian black metal bands

Solar powered vampire detection system

Attractive female repellent

Pointless Inventions

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