- Pointless Inventions

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Eight different brands of the same f*cking soda.

power to fly but..... wait wrong website

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

the road-boat

40-inch Wi-Fi cord

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

Prius

A video game on how to play video games.

electricity powered generator

religion

church

Exploding ice cream

A dictionary for blind people

Your Mother

A solid Straw.

seeing-eye pants

Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

Lil Wayne

A fat kid with anorexia

Artificial trees which grow leaves with factor 40 sun cream on.

electricfan with rotating body

Pointless Inventions

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