your mom

Big Dig

#1 pencils

a comfertable shoe that goes inside a slightly bigger uncomfertable shoe

Anti Uncle Cream

Pepper hankerchiefs.

Virtual boy

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Double Decker outhouse.

no

Non-Stick Glue

an social networking site full of anti social people

invisible poster

cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

You

Eight different brands of the same f*cking soda.

power to fly but..... wait wrong website

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

the road-boat

40-inch Wi-Fi cord

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

Prius

Pointless Inventions

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