Barack Obama.

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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Blondes

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homework that doesnt complete itself

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My love to you all, haxors, haters, and so on, you are at least all united by your suffering and desire to harm others as hate is all you have. While I love myself so much that I may fall on my knees once in a while, but will always get up. Take care friends and those that deem me a foe alike, I wish you the best, and may all your dreams come true, I love you all from what has been an endless source of compassion ever since I found the true love of my life. Moral: Love your enemies, they need it, and if you are lucky, you may realize they are your foes no more one day... but know that if you expect something back from what you give... you will be disappointed... Take care winners and losers alike, we are humans, and thus winners regardless in my eyes. I would also forgive you, but I do not believe in guilt, so thumb my comments harder than ever! Too bad that trains your body to attain pleasure from hurting... but hey! you are the responsible ones for your choices!

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karaoke for surdomute

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lemon free lemonaid

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cigarrettes :(

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The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

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Sunglasses for blind people

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You

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4chan.org

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Decaffeinated Redbull

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Transparent underwear

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Sugar Coated Shit

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Nazis

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Non-sticky glue

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Star Trek brand condoms (anyone that'd buy them wouldn't need them)

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porn for the blind

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An alarm clock for your cats

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iRobot Roomba (automatic vacuum) - it's the woman's job to vacuum.

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A woman that can leave the kitchen.

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Korean pop-groups.

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If you believe that I'm stupid, vote this up

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!