"A poopy flavored lollipop"

40-inch Wi-Fi cord

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

seedless sunflower seeds

women's rights

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Self-inflatable earphones that cancel noise in the wrong way.

Jersey Shore

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

Women's rights

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

The Government.

Prius

laminated napkin

non-lethal rocket launcher

Any Religion ever

black people

Justin Bieber.

a dog

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

solar powered night light

Mute alarm clock

Impact Activated Parachute

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!