A magnetic stimulation hat that gives you searing headaches and makes you retarded.

colander soup spoon

a house with no doors

a cordless paracute

fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

Rebecca Black.

unscented cologne

A turd flinger.

Windows Vista

Dick flavored condoms

MTV

Build-A-Bear

A Lock on every 24/7(24 hours in 7 days weekly) stores

Peanutless peanut shells.

today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

Invisible tattoos

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

Surgical mittens.

50 shades of gray

Superman's Red Underpants

a heated ice skating rink

a comfertable shoe that goes inside a slightly bigger uncomfertable shoe

Synchronized swimming in the Olympics. ??

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!